THE LAST VIDEO WAS CALLED
"CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO",

YOU SEE, I DON'T MIND THAT
BECAUSE OF THE SMILE.

- COME IN! THE DOOR'S OPEN.
- JUST ME.

THREE. NO, NO... FOUR. IT DOESN'T MATTER, DOES IT?

YOU'VE GOT WONDER ABOUT A MAN WHO SITS
IN A PETROL STATION ALL DAY TALKING TO OTHER MEN.

WHAT, LIKE THREE MEN BURNING IN A TANK,
GOING "URGH!"?

- TELL HER WHOSE HOUSE IT IS.
- IT'S MY HOUSE.

BONO!

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.

IF THE WORST COMES TO THE WORST
YOU CAN MOVE IN TO LYNN'S MUM'S BEDROOM.

NOW, YOU TWO CAN STOP GIGGLING.

- LYNN, I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.
- BUT YOU DO HAVE TO MAKE SUBSTANTIAL SAVINGS.

BUT I'M NIT-PICKING. A VERY GOOD EFFORT.
SEVEN ON TEN. LET'S MAKE LOVE.

YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHERE IS BONO'S HOUSE?

I LOVE YOU, IN A WAY.

I CAN AFFORD ONE. I'VE GOT A SIX-FIGURE INCOME.

I'M GOING OUT WITH GORDON.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME.