MR PARTRIDGE? WE'RE FROM THE INLAND REVENUE.

ALAN. ALAN. THERE.

OH, YOU'RE THERE. THIS ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO "GO NUCLEAR".

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME CALLED "FREE SPIRITS".

- NO.
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!

- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.

LOTS OF ROCKS, AND BEAMISH.

THERE GOES ALAN PARTRIDGE,
LICENSED TO KILL...TIME BY WATCHING VIDEOS.

- JOHN.
- ALL RIGHT, JOHN, ME OLD MUCKER?

MICHAEL, THAT MAY VERY, VERY WELL BE THE CASE,

- HE LIKES AMERICAN THINGS.
- LIKE DR PEPPER?

- NO.
- GOOD.

WITH LANDLORDS, WITH FARMERS.

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH.

ON THE PHONE GOING,
"A WHOLE SUBMARINE? YOU'RE JOKING?

YEAH.

I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT, LYNN.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?