SO A BETTER TITLE WOULD BE "SCUM ON THE RUN".

OH, SORRY. I WAS JUST DOING THE CATALOGUES.

OH, IT'S PLASTIC.

I'M TAKING THIS TABLE BACK. IT'S BLOODY USELESS.

WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN
I'LL KISS HIM BETTER WHERE I STABBED HIM.

DID THEY GET YOU ON THE OLD JEANS RULE? NAZIS!

NO, FINE.

IS THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE HOLIDAYING
IN ENGLAND. I'LL DRINK TO THAT. CHEERS!

OF COURSE MY MIND'S FLYING.
I'VE BEEN LIVING IN A HOTEL FOR 26 WEEKS!

BLUE NUN!

HELLO.

- IT'S MY WEAKNESS, I'M AFRAID. I'VE GOT A CELLAR.
- SO HAVE I.

ALAN, WHEN IS YOUR BOOK BEING DESTROYED?

FUCK OFF.

- SHALL WE POP THE LIGHTS ON?
- HANG ON.

HELLO.

LYNN, YOU...

(COW MOOING)