- ALL RIGHT.
- GREAT.
- GREAT.
- I'LL GET SOME CRISPS AND THINGS.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.
- ACTUALLY, JILL, A PIPE OF PRINGLES WILL SUFFICE.
FINE.
- YOU'VE NOT GOT A...
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.
- ELECTRIC BUZZER? NO.
- YOU'RE SURE YOU DON'T WANT RENT?
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.
- AS I SAID, WE CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT.
IT'S ALAN PARTRIDGE. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
YOU'VE GOT IT ON THE BED SHEETS,
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.
YOU'VE GOT IT ON MY DRESSING GOWN.
IF YOU WANTED A TWIX, I'D STICK ONE IN YOUR EYE,
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.
ONE IN YOUR EAR AND ONE UP YOUR BUM.
- NO.
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!
- YOU BIG GIRLS BRAS!
THEY WERE DOING EVERYONE, ALAN.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.
EVEN ME. IT WAS QUITE SAVAGE.
- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.
- YES.
NO, ALAN, WE WANT TO KEEP IT SIMPLE,
AND THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.
AND THAT'S WHY WE HIRED YOU.
- NO,
- WHAT?
- WHAT?
MICHAEL, WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?
..ABOUT 3OO.
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.
- OH, YES.
- NICE LEXUS.
- NICE LEXUS.
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