I'M AFRAID I NEED TO WATCH MY FIGURE.

FINISHED WITH THE "DAILY MAIL"? CHEERS.

IT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING IN THE LIFT
THAT NO MONEY WOULD CHANGE HANDS.

PROBABLY SURVIVE A COUPLE OF BREAK-INS
BEFORE IT STARTED TO FALL APART.

A GLITTERING YEAR AHEAD.

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

- MICHAEL! MICHAEL!
- THAT'S HOW IT ENDS.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A HORLICKS?
- YES, PLEASE.

NO, JILL WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT.

DID YOU TAKE THESE ON A TELEPHOTO LENS?

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

IT DID FOR ME. I DONE BETTER THAN A CUDDLE LAST NIGHT.
L HAD FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN.

- I'VE GOT NEEDS...
- GOOD.

IT'S ALL...

- YES. HOW'S THE BOOK DOING?
- WONDERFULLY WELL.

- YES, I THINK SO.
- I'D BETTER ANSWER IT.

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,

YOU BLONDE BASTARD...FROM THE FUTURE.