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IF YOU'RE AT A FAIR, THEY MIGHT
PUT YOUR HEAD IN A CANDY-FLOSS MACHINE.

THANKS, BUT ME AND MIKE ARE OFF
TO THE TRUCKFEST. WE'D BETTER ER...

I'VE CALMED DOWN NOW.

JUST DO IT. GO AND STEAL A CONE, MAN.

THINGS HAVE TO BE COMPARTMENTALISED, ALAN.
FOR EXAMPLE, IN THIS DRAWER YOU...

- I LOVE THE BEATLES.
- YEAH. SO DO I.

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

- WHAT PART OF BIRMINGHAM ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM SOUTH AFRICA.

IN YOUR CASE, DRUGS. FOR ALAN, CHOCOLATE.

- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.

(MUSIC)

A FANNY.

WE HAD TO DO TARGET IDENTIFICATION.

THEY'RE NOTABLE BY THEIR ABSENCE. THE NERVE!

LYNN, LET ME TAKE THAT.

I'M GOING TO GO HOME

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.