FRANK SPENCER,

I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING OUT
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.

- ONE YANK, ALL GONE!
- WE DON'T OWE YOU A LIVING.

KATE FITZGERALD'S BOOK, "SOMEONE ELSE",
CHARTS A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY

THE INSOMNIAC'S BOYFRIEND, DAVID CLIFTON.

- YOU'RE KEEN ON THE BIBLE?
- I LIVE BY IT.

YOU'VE COME TO USE THE FACILITIES
BUT YOU'RE STILL A SEX OFFENDER.

- YOU'VE GOT NEEDS...
- I HAVE.

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

IT'S A NICE CHEST, BUT FULL OF WIRES.

WHO WAS TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN
IN HIS HULL EATING CHOCOLATE.

(WHISTLES)

I COULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR DRINK DRIVING.

I SHOULD SAY THAT THE OTHER VOICE YOU CAN HEAR
IS MY OTHER GUEST, ALAN PARTRIDGE.

IT'S A BIT LIKE DOING MY RADIO SHOW THIS, ISN'T IT?
YOU'RE LISTENING TO "UP WITH THE PARTRIDGE". BYE!

- MY SISTER'S GOT THIS BED LINEN.
- DOES SHE LIVE IN A TRAVEL TAVERN?

- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.