- YOU'RE SEXY, BUT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
- JAMES BOND DOESN'T LIVE IN A CARAVAN.

IT ER... NOW...

YES, I SAW IT.

YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO HAS A PROVEN TRACK RECORD
FOR MAKING BAD TELEVISION PROGRAMMES.

AND IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D BE A LOVELY JERSEY, RIPE FOR MILKING.

HE'S THE CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR
OF BBC TELEVISION.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- SORRY?
- GOOD MORNING.

IT'S HIS FATHER.

- JESUS WAS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.
- WAS HE? JESUS WASN'T BROWN.

JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

THERE'S A GRAVE OVER THERE THAT I SAW
THAT'S OF A MAN WHO DIED IN 1872

HI, TEX.

(DEEP VOLCE) YES.

# YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU? #

- GOOD MORNING, ALAN. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
- CLASSIC QUEEN!