SOMETHING WHICH JONI
SINGULARLY FAILS TO POINT OUT.

THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.

- RIGHT, YOU BOOK ALONE?
- YEP.

A NICE TRAY OF PLUMS THERE.

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A LAGER AND GIN AND TONIC
AND BAILEYS IRISH CREAM CHASER?

HELLO, CAROL, HOW ARE YOU?

WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF THE BOX-ROOM?

THAT WAS GREAT. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING.

YOU'LL SURVIVE IF IT DOESN'T SEVER THE SPINAL COLUMN.

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SAME TIME TOMORROW.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

YOURS IS DIRTY.

- YOU REALLY HAVE GOT A LOT OF ISSUES.
- YEAH. OF "WHAT CAR?" MAGAZINE.

# OH, RATTLING ROARING WILLY IS HE
HE'S OFF TO THE BBC

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!