- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

THIS CUSHION IS CALLED SCATTER CUSHION.
I CALL IT THE SCATTER LOVE CUSHION.

I MAY WANT TO MIX THEM, BUT THAT'S MY DECISION.

OH, GOD, YEAH.

RIGHT. GET DIALLING. IF YOU WANT TO
CROSS THE CLIFTON SUSPENSION QUIZ,

GO AND STAND BY THE YAKULTS.

MAYBE YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT
WITH A WIFE OR AN OLD FLAME.

CHRIS!

DON'T CRY, EARS!
YOU'RE ON THE SIDE OF A LOVELY HEAD!

(WHISTLES)

TONIGHT WE'RE SUPER TALKING ABOUT EVIL DOGS.

- SO...SHALL WE START, ALAN?
- YES.

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU AN EXAMPLE
OF THE KIND OF SELL-THROUGH VIDEO THAT I MAKE.

- IT'S LIKE CARS, THIS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

- YEAH.
- I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.

GOOD. WELL, THERE'LL ALWAYS BE A KETTLE ON HERE.