- IF YOU DON'T DO IT, SKY WILL.
- I'LL LIVE WITH THAT.

A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THEIR PROGRAMMES

- WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT, AL.
- WE'LL GO STRAIGHT TO THE TIMBER YARD.

(BUZZING GARGLE)

- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

IT'S A VIDEO
BY THE WEST COUNTY COMEDIAN JETHRO.

JANE.

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,

THERE'S A DEMONSTRATION MODEL
TIED TO THE CHAIR BY THAT WOMAN.

DIED OF SYPHILIS, HE DID.
SO THERE IS SOME JUSTICE.

- RIGHT, YOU BOOK ALONE?
- YEP.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".

- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- GORDON.

- LOVELY STUFF.
- DID YOU BUY ME A PRESENT TO SAY SORRY?

RIGHT. OK. I JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.

ALAN, "BOUNCING BACK". I SUSPECT
YOU MEANT IT AS AN IRONIC TITLE, DIDN'T YOU?