- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

- NONE TAKEN.
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY.

YOU TELL TAX PEOPLE THEY WON'T FIND YOUR MONEY?

RUDDY BLOODY GOOD, ACTUALLY.

WHAT?

- HOW MANY?
- FIFTY.

QUITE LITERALLY. I'M ON THE RING ROAD.
THE THIRD TIME ROUND.

THEY USE IT IN HAMMER HORROR FILMS.
CAN I TALK TO HER?

GOT UP, WALKED DOWNSTAIRS, HAD BREAKFAST. DIDN'T
EVEN WASH MY HANDS, 'CAUSE I'M A BLOODY BLOKE!

AT LEAST THEY'RE CASH IN HAND.

- YOUR WIFE WAS DRIVING.
- YES.

JURASSIC PARK!

I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE COME FROM STOKE.

(WOMAN CHEER)

LYNN! I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

(PHONE)

WHERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE?