SINCE THE '80S.

AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS
BEING HOSED DOWN IN CAR PARKS.

THAT'S THE PLURAL.

YEAH...

- I RETILED IT.
- RIGHT.

"F RAPHAEL." FUNNY. I USED TO HAVE
A TEACHER AT SCHOOL CALLED FRANK RAPHAEL.

YES. I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE FETTUCCINI A L'ARRABBIATA, PLEASE.

I, ER...

I'M JUST SAYING THAT
WHEN YOU MAKE IGNORANT COMMENTS,

OH, THIS IS...
OH, THAT'S BANG OUT OF ORDER!

ALL RIGHT. I'LL STAY! I'LL STAY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

- WELL, SOMETIMES, AYE.
- REALLY? WHEN?

IN THREE MINUTES' TIME
I'LL BE TALKING TO NORFOLK'S YOUNGEST BUTCHER.

HE WANTS TO BE BURIED IN A LARGE SATIN-LINED
COFFIN WITH A COUPLE OF PAGE THREE STUNNERS.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT!

HE'S FED UP - NOT BECAUSE HE CAN'T
SEE HIS REFLECTION, BUT BECAUSE HE CAN!

NO, HE JUST KNOCKED OFF. CAN I HELP YOU?

IF YOU ARE GAY, PLEASE REMEMBER...RUBBER UP.