I THINK I MADE A COMPLAINT ABOUT YOU
AND YOU'RE PURSUING A VENDETTA,

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE POLO NECK?
BALLS OUT OF THE BATH ON THIS ONE.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, MR PARTRIDGE?

I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

HOLBEACH, PINCHBECK
TERRINGTON ST CLEMENT, THETFORD FOREST.

- SO WHAT DID YOU SEE IN BANGKOK?
- I SAW THE GOLDEN TEMPLE. BEAUTIFUL IT WAS.

- LITTLEWOODS ARE VERY QUICK.
- THEY ARE, YES.

(SINGS BADLY)

YOU COULD END SOME OF YOUR CHAPTERS WITH,
"NEEDLES TO SAY...

# I'M SURE HE ONCE WALKED DOWN OUR STREET

EXCELLENT.

YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT BALLPARK.

- COULD WE SEE THE RECEIPTS ON YOUR SPIKE?
- YES. I HAVE A CONFESSION.

- DREADFUL BUSINESS.
- OH, AWFUL. AWFUL BUSINESS.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE LEARNING ZONE",
THURSDAY NIGHT INTO FRIDAY MORNING ON BBC2,

(HE MUTTERS)

- I WANT YOU TO LIE FOR ME.
- I CAN'T. IN THE EYES OF GOD...

YOU'VE GOT TO MOW THE LAWN, WASH THE CAR,