THIS IS A LAUGH. SECURITY CARD. HELLO, SECURITY?

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

HE GAVE A TALK TO OUR SIXTH-FORMERS.

BY RANDY MCNAB!

I THINK THOSE STORIES ARE BEST IN THE CARAVAN.

ONE HERE FROM SUSAN FROM SPIXWORTH.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S CONNERY'S CUP OF TEA.

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST SPICES.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPICE TRADE.

I HEARD YOUR PHONE-IN, AND I LIKED YOUR CHAT WITH
THE GUY FROM SWAFFHAM. HE WAS A WACKY FELLA!

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- NO.

- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.

REALLY? WE MUST TALK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

WHICH IS ILLEGAL.

CAROL, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE IN ALAN'S CORPORATE VIDEO?

THIS ONE'S A BAPTIST.
LYNN'S BEING SUBMERGED THIS WEEK, FOR HER SINS.

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

THEN ATE THE EVIDENCE.