- WHEN YOU WERE WITH THAT WOMAN...
- DID YOU SEE HER FACE? CLASSIC.

IT WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF HIS "BLUE PETER" FAME!

YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION, ALAN.
THERE'S A LOT OF LADIES IN HERE TONIGHT.

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

- WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT SNAZZY CARDIGAN?
- I JUST THREW IT ON.

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

PERHAPS A METAPHOR FOR...

- ALL RIGHT, AL?
- AAGH!

BASICALLY TO ENABLE YOU
TO LEAN FORWARD FOR THINGS,

COME ON. LET'S SEE ONE OF THESE.

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

- MUM, I WANT MY GAMEBOY.
- EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- CAN'T YOU JUST DIM IT A BIT?
- YEAH, OK.

- DID YOU GET THE CHOCOLATE ORANGE.
- YES, THANK YOU.

ACTUALLY, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
IT'S A RATHER DELICATE MATTER.

I'VE MISSED YOU AN' ALL, MAN. I REALLY HAVE. I JUST...

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

YOU USED THIS PAY CHANNEL.