KISS MY FACE!

(DRUM MACHINE PLAYS)

MIND YOU, I CAN'T TALK. I'VE GOT A FAT BACK.

MIKE, I'M JUST GONNA GRAB A DR PEPPER
FROM THE COOLER. STICK IT ON MY TAB.

IT'S VERY CLUEDO THIS HOUSE, ISN'T IT?

- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

YEAH. WAYNE SLEEP.

THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.

UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE WOULD RATHER WATCH
CLIPS OF IDIOTS DRIVING CARS LIKE MANIACS

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

- SHE'S AN AMAZING WOMAN.
- MY GRANDFATHER WAS IN A WHEELCHAIR.

IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

HE'S BEING CHASED BY THESE RUSSIAN SHITS
IN BLACK JUMPSUITS WITH LEMON PIPING.

I'M REALLY SCARED.

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...

CHIPS AND CRINKLE-CUT CHIPS.

SO ALL THIS IS OUT OF BOUNDS FOR THE WEEKEND.