I WOULDN'T HIT THEM WITH A SHOVEL
NO MATTER HOW BAD THE BOOKS WERE'.

# THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

- I TOLD HER THAT.
- YOU NEED TO TAKE HER TO A HOSPITAL, ALAN.

BEAKS? HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE OF THIS,
OR DO YOU WANT TO STOP AT QUACKING PLUMS?

BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

ARE YOU JUST FLIRTING IN THAT SORT OF
CRUDE WAY THAT MIDDLE-AGED DIVORCEES DO?

I HAD CRACKLING ON SUNDAY.
IT HAD HAIRS ON IT, BUT I DIDN'T MIND.

I'M GUILTY AS HELL, LYNN.

- THIS WILL PUT NORWICH ON THE MAP.
- WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T DELIBERATE,
L PROMISE YOU. IT'S NOT A CRY FOR HELP.

ALL I GOT THERE WAS "BROKEN HOMES".
AND A BROKEN HOME IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVIL.

HARD WORKER, BUT THERE'S NO AFFECTION.

- YOU OWN KITCHEN PLANET ON THE A416?
- THE VERY SAME.

ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY LIFE BEGINS AT 4O.

- YEAH. GOOD DAYS.
- FLORIDA, EH? WALT DISNEY.

SEE YOU LATER!

I'VE JUST CRACKED OPEN A BOTTLE OF SUNNY DELIGHT.