AND SAY, "THAT IDIOT'S GOT A BABY "H".

- BY ALL MEANS.
- WHERE IS IT?

SOME OF THE STUNTS THEY PULL...
THEY'LL CHAIN YOU TO A CAR THAT'S BEEN CLAMPED.

THIS WAS PROBABLY CAUGHT ON CCTV CAMERA.
I'LL THROW THE FOOTAGE IN GRATIS.

EMBARRASSING. IDIOT.

"THE DAY OF THE JACKAL."
"DAY OF THE JACKAL."

AIDAN IS FROM SELBRIDGE, WHICH IS
NEAR DUBLIN, AND I'M FROM WEST CORK.

AND WHAT A TRAGEDY THAT ONE PERSON WHO CAN'T
BE HERE IS LYNN'S MUM, PEGGY, WHO IS DEAD.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT WHIPLASH.
- I KNOW.

THAT'S SMEG, NEFF, POGGENPOHL AND BOSCH.

THAT'S THE ONE.

- AYE. THERE'S NAY PORN ON IT.
- DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

- GO ON!
- WITH A...

I MET A GUY CALLED JACK ON THE INTERNET,
THEN HE WENT BACK TO HIS WIFE.

IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.

- WE'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- GREAT.

THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE,
OR IF YOU'RE GAY.

THE MAIN THING IS WE NEED SOMETHING QUICK.