WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THE HOUSE?
EUROPE, CONSPIRACY THEORIES, WHAT HAPPENS
IF YOU JUST EAT CRISPS. THINGS LIKE THAT.
STRAIGHT AWAY YOU'VE GOT THEM BY THE JAFFAS.
- HOW LONG DID YOU PUT THIS IN FOR?
- EIGHT MINUTES.
THE POINT IS, I NOW HAVE
THE THIRD BEST SLOT ON RADIO NORWICH
..MAMMARY GLANDS.
AYE. WE'D HAVE TO BREED.
I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD SQUELCHING. CAN YOU HEAR IT?
SINCE THE '80S.
IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.
- THE OLD TEAM, EH?
- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.
I'LL BE DOWN THE PUB, PROBABLY.
THE BOX SAYS, "NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN."
I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THAT.
BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!
I THOUGHT I'D TAKE THE JUG
IN CASE IT'S QUAFFED BY R2D2 OVER THERE.
I LIKE DAVID COPPERFIELD AS WELL.
NOT AS MUCH AS YOU.
WHO'S WITH YOU TILL 4 A.M. WITH HIS "NIGHTCLUB".
COME ON, JOHN. LET'S GO TO SPROWSTON.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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