DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
NOT TOO SENTIMENTAL? EXCELLENT.

AND I HAD THIS LITTLE MACAQUE MONKEY
AS A PET, RIGHT.

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL.

ALAN, DID YOU SEND SOPHIE
A VALENTINE'S CARD THIS MORNING?

WE'LL SET UP A SIGNAL. IF YOU SEE KETCHUP
IN THE WINDOW, IT MEANS, "LET'S MAKE LOVE."

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

KOMMEN SIE BITTE, UND LISTEN TO KRAFTWERK.

- I'M TYING TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD.
- YOU DON'T NEED TO, ALAN. I AM NOT DOWN.

- JESUS WAS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST.
- WAS HE? JESUS WASN'T BROWN.

- WERE YOU SICK?
- NOT REALLY, NO.

I'LL DO MY STINT. I'D WANT EXPENSES, THOUGH.

- WHAT'S THAT?
- WE TAKE FAT PEOPLE FROM THE INNER CITIES,

- LION BAR?
- NO, I PREFER FINGERS.

.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"

YEAH. I OFTEN THINK I SHOULD
SWALLOW THIS WHOLE

- HELLO?
- IT'S A THING PEOPLE SAY!

- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!