THIS COULD LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF DIRTY PROTEST
AGAINST THE STANDARD OF SERVICE IN THE HOTEL,

(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?

A SEQUENCE OF EASY EXERCISES TO RELIEVE STRESS,

"HELLO, YOU BASTARD!"

IT'S 10P,M,
THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE.

DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD? RELAX.

THAT APPEALS TO MAINSTREAM AUDIENCES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE IRISH SEA.

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

- WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR FINGERS?
- THEY'RE TUNGSTEN-TIPPED SCREWS.

WOULD YOU SETTLE THIS MONTH'S BILL, PLEASE?

"MRS ROBINSON, ARE YOU TYING TO SEDUCE ME?"

I THINK THERE'S SOME INTERESTING...

THERE'S A GRAVE OVER THERE THAT I SAW
THAT'S OF A MAN WHO DIED IN 1872

WHAT? THAT'S TERRIBLE!

- HELLO.
- HI.

MAKE IT AS SMOOTH AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN.

THAT'S FINE, FILL HER UP.

- YEAH.
- ARE YOU THE CRANK CALLER?