YOU SMILED BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE JILL
BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU.

INCLUDING YOUR WIFE, WHICH IS WHY YOU END UP
LIVING LIKE SOME TRAMP IN A LAY-BY.

ABOUT EAST END THUGS WHO LEND YOU
AND A WEEK LATER YOU OWE THEM A MILLION.

I'VE JUST REALISED.
WE HAVEN'T GOT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".

- GOT YOUR BIG PLATE, ALAN?
- YES.

I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

IT'S 7 A.M. AND WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW
LINED UP FOR YOU...

I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, SIR.

SORRY. I SHOULDN'T TOUCH MEMBERS OF STAFF

MY HEAD WAS IN CONTACT WITH THE HEADREST.

BETTER BEING IN A FICTIONAL NIGHTCLUB
THAN IN A FICTIONAL BATH, ALAN.

I THINK YOU'VE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER
AND YOU'VE MADE FIVE

SOPHIE, IF I'M STILL HERE IN SEVEN MONTHS,

NOT WHAT YOU WERE TAUGHT
IN THE ARMY - CAMOUFLAGE.

HANDS, OF COURSE, THE ANCIENT SYSTEM
FOR MEASURING HORSES

THAT WAS A NEGATIVE,
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED TWO POSITIVES.

- HELLO..
- CARL.