I WON'T BORE YOU WITH THE DETAILS,
BUT I DROVE TO DUNDEE IN BARE FEET

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

GOOD ONE.

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.

THAT'S WHY I SAID THAT.

OK. BYE. BYE.

BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS
YOU PUT IN THEIR CHIPS.

I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

NO, NO. "COOKING IN PRISON."

IT'S JUST AN ARMY SAYING. GIVE US ANOTHER ONE.

YOU MUST BE MY GUEST. WE DISCUSS ISSUES.

THEIR WORTH IS WORTH...

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

AND INEFFICIENT.

- NO!
- RIGHT.

YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD

AND THE FRENCH.

- THAT'S FRANKENSTEIN.
- YOU'VE MADE TWO GLARING ERRORS.