"PROGRESS IS TOO LEISURELY TO BE CALLED FAST.

- GOOD MORNING, SOPHIE.
- GOOD MORNING. DID YOU SLEEP WELL?

OH! SORRY!

OH, GREAT.

REMEMBER THE DOUBLE - BANG, BANG.

- WHAT HAVE YOU GOT LINED UP?
- IT'S LADIES' NIGHT TONIGHT.

WE DID IT EVERYWHERE.

IN A DEAD MAN'S CHAIR
LECHING AT HER LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT...

BREAK IT DOWN, YES.
I'LL GET SOME GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. THAT'LL HELP.

IT'S JUST COMING UP TO 5.35 A.M.

# THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING
COMING FROM MARS

OK. HERE'S MATT BIANCO.

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
MIND, SHE WAS SEXY. SHE WORE A G-STRAP.

ACTUALLY, THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE CONCEIVED.

OH, MY GOD! TONY HAYERS IS DEAD.

AT LEAST THEY'RE CASH IN HAND.

WELCOME TO TAPE TWO
OF "LET GO WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE",

YES, I AM. FOR TREASON AND MURDER.