HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

"DANGEROUS DOGS SHOULD HAVE
THEIR TEETH REPLACED WITH RUBBER."

THANK YOU FOR THE TRAVEL CLOCK.

BLOODY BBC!

HELLO, COMMUTERS WITH YOUR COMPUTERS.

I WANTED TO WATCH ROGER MOORE
NECKING WITH FIONA FULLERRTON.

I'LL WALK YOU TO YOUR LEXUS.

OH, RIGHT. YOU BOTH SOUND EXHAUSTED.
HAVE YOU BEEN RUNNING?

THAT'S IRRELEVANT. EXCUSE ME.

- REALLY?
- WE BOTH DO ARCHERY. I'M GRADE THREE.

STILL, GOOD NEWS ABOUT THE CHOCOLATE ORANGES.

BLUE NUN!

WHY NOT HAVE ME CHASED DOWN THE STREET
BY A HELICOPTER IN WET UNDERPANTS?

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
- HOW ARE YOU, MR PARTRIDGE?

CAN WE HAVE FOUR FULL BRITISH ISLES
BREAKFASTS, PLEASE?

- A-HA!
- GOD!

ERROR TWO..

YOU SEE, I DON'T MIND THAT
BECAUSE OF THE SMILE.