STATISTICALLY, ONE OF YOU IS,
AND TWO OF YOU ARE GAY.

(MUSIC)

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, MEN WHO WANT
SOMEONE TO TALK TO. THEY'RE JUST LONELY.

I WAS TECHNICALLY IN CHARGE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE THEN.

THEN YOU WOULD HAVE GOT
YOUR HEAD DOWN ABOUT MIDNIGHT?

TONIGHT, I WAS THAT CLOSE,
THAT CLOSE, TO BEING INFAMOUS.

LOADS OF WOMEN TALKING BLABBERING CRAP?

THANK YOU.

- HELLO.
- I'M NOT VERY HAPPY,

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

BUT THANKS VERY MUCH
FOR THE GEAR KNOB, AND GOODNIGHT.

ME WEARING A BEAR COSTUME.
THEY'D THINK I'D LOST IT AGAIN.

OH, SKIBBEREEN!
OH, I USED TO GO THERE AS A LITTLE CHILD.

HE PANICS AND GOES INTO THE HOUSE. SO I GET
THE 3OMM CANNON AND TAKE OUT THE FISH POND.

RIGHT. PRESUMABLY, THERE'S GOING
TO BE SOME SORT OF FUNERAL?

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

THAT IS FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW. GREAT.