AND IT WOULDN'T BE CUSTARD PIES
I'D BE THROWING AT HIM EITHER.

COME ON, CHRIS.
YOU'VE SEEN DOZENS OF CONTRACTS LIKE THAT.

TRY SAYING NOTHING.

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

- DON'T KNOW THAT WORD.
- YOU LEAVE, WE'RE LEFT WITH THE DETRITUS.

- WHAT TIME WAS THAT?
- ABOUT QUARTER TO 11.

GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT ME.

I'VE SORT OF EMPLOYED IT HERE, LIKE.

YOU KNOW WHEN THERE'S NOTHING COMING UP?

I'D LIKE TO GO ROUND LEGOLAND
WITH SEAN CONNERY,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?

DAN! DAN!

(JILL) HANG ON, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. OOOH!

YOU'VE GOT SIX POINTS.

THEY USE KETAMINE TO TRANQUILLISE THE HORSE
AND THEN EXTRACT THE HORSE'S SEMEN.

- IN THE STYLE OF JAMES BOND.
- IT WAS QUITE GOOD.

- WELL...
- TELL ME WHAT YOU MEAN BY "WATERSPORTS".