LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IDIOT DID.. IN AMERICA.

"..I TOOK DRUGS."

(GEORDIE ACCENT)
AYE-AYE, MR PARTRIDGE, MORNING.

MY POINT IS THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR THE POSITIVES IN YOUR BOOK,

- IT'S A FRIGHTENING THOUGHT.
- AYE.

FROM THE BRIT-POP BANDS
LIKE UB4O, DEF LEPPARD,

AND IT SAYS "PASS" NOW WHERE IT ONCE SAID "PISS".

- IT'S QUITE DISTRACTING WHEN YOU INTERRUPT.
- YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HER!

- I NEED TO PICK YOUR BRAINS.
- PICK AWAY.

- YOU FELL SPECTACULARLY...
- ALL RIGHT.

THESE ARE NICE. GOT A NICE KIND OF GLOSSY FINISH.

BUT I TELL TO HIM, "PLEASE, IT DOESN'T MIND.
WHAT'S INSIDE MATTERS."

HE'S AN EVIL IDIOT.

# DA DA DAH! #

YOU SHOULD TURN THIS INTO A SANDWICH BOARD

HELLO, CHRIS. ARE YOU DEAD?

WE BOTH LIKE THE "DAILY MAIL", WE BOTH DRIVE LEXI.

- I AM NOT SCARED TO DOGS.
- THESE ARE MORE LIKE FAT HORSES.