- YEAH. BYE, ALAN.
- ALSO, ARCHERS.
- POP THE STRAITJACKETS ON THEM?
- WHAT?
SO GIVE HIM A PAINTING
OF A SPITFIRE AND LET HIM GO.
(BOTH) WOOAH!
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- SIX O'CLOCK.
WELL, YOU KNOW, "WHEN DE BOOT COOMS IN".
YOU'RE HANGING AROUND WITH A MAN
WHO USES A COLLECTIVE TERM FOR A SINGLE VEHICLE.
BECAUSE OF ALL THE CHEMICALS YOU'VE PUT IN THEM,
AND THESE CHICKENS ARE SCARED.
I COULD HOLD IT THERE AND SHOUT
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!"
ALTHOUGH IN THE GENTS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO,
I DID SEE SOMEONE HAD DRAWN A LADY'S PART.
I CHANGED HER SHEETS EVERY DAY FOR TEN YEARS.
THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT
YOU KNOW, ONE TO CANCEL OUT THE NEGATIVE
THERE'S THE BATH, HOP IN, THERE'S A LOOFAH...
REALLY?
EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.
YEAH.
TEN... KING ROAD IN IPSWICH.
Quite OK Comedy
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