I'M HOSTING A CONFERENCE FOR DANTE'S OF READING -

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

(CREAKING)

- HELLO, MICHAEL. DO YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?
- OH, NO. IT'S NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.

I'M GOING TO GO HOME

- DO YOU WANT A PICKLED ONION?
- NO. I HATE THEM.

I DON'T WANT ALIENS TO SEE THIS FROM SPACE.
IT WILL BE EMBARRASSING.

HELLO? ER, YES, HE IS.
DID HE GIVE YOU MY NUMBER?

YET EVERYONE KNOWS
I WILL BE IN SWAFFHAM AT 3 P.M.

YOU SEND IT FOR AN MOT
AND THEY FIND SOME CHAP'S RIBS IN THE OIL SUMP.

- 25 TIMES.
- EXACTLY!

COME ON, LIGHTEN UP, YOU STUFFY GIT.

- WHAT ABOUT BRAVE PEOPLE?
- SHE CAN MINGLE WITH THEM.

- THAT'S
- FANCY A PINT LATER ON?

- TRY PEDESTRIANISING THIS!
- CAN YOU HOLD THAT POSE, ALAN?

LET ME REPHRASE THAT. CAN I...
NO, ACTUALLY I'LL JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.

- FARFALLE.
- YEAH, THAT WITH ACTION MAN BOW-TIE.

THANK YOU.