SOD 'EM!

IF YOU WOULD.

YOURS HAD HAIRS AT THE BASE
AND A DOTTED LINE EMANATING FROM THE CROWN.

# 'CAUSE HE PAINTED KIDS
WHO HAD NOWT ON THEIR FEET

WELL... TO BE HONEST, I'M CHUFFED LIKE MAD.
SHE WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!

- HI. I'M PATRICIA LESSING.
- KAREN COLMAN. NICE OF YOU TO COME.

NO, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.

SUE COOK'S PULLED OUT.

WELL...I'LL STOP, THEN.

OH, ALAN, HAVE YOU MET PETER?

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

- DID HE LEAVE A FIRST NAME?
- NO.

I'VE MISSED YOU AN' ALL, MAN. I REALLY HAVE. I JUST...

I'M SORRY, ALAN. I DIDN'T KNOW.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

A BIT LIKE TONY HAYERS.

(COCKEREL CROWS)
- A-HA!

AMAZING. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.