I'M JUST PREPARING A JOKE FOR THEM,
WHICH SHOULD BE FUN.

IT'S QUITE REFRESHING. YOU CALL A SPADE A SPADE.

HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.

BUT IT'S CHIEFLY JOY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNES.

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

- IT'S OK...
- NO, STAY! DON'T GO!

- TONY.
- BE LYNN AGAIN.

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

WELCOME ABOARD THE GOOD SHIP...MY HOUSE.

IF YOU COULD ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH THEN
AND SHAKE MY HAND...LATER!

OH, GREAT.

- MY FATHER WAS VERY DISTANT...
- DID HE LIVE IN A DIFFERENT WING?

BUT TODAY IS LYNN'S DAY,

- WOULD YOU ALSO LIKE THIS BOOK?
- WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

(LAUGHS)

THE ONION MYSTERY. THE ONION MURDERS.

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

- ISN'T THAT "THUNDERBALL"?
- NO! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!