THAT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING
FROM "SAVING PRIVATE RYAN", BUT WITH ANIMALS.

HELLO. HOW DO YOU DO? HOW NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE IF IT REGISTERS.

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

USEFUL STUFF.

I'VE HAD SOME PRETTY LATE NIGHT
SESSIONS MYSELF. YEAH.

IT'S SURPRISING, REALLY,
CONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES.

NO? HE'S GONE. PITY.
MARVELLOUS LITTLE TAPAS BAR THERE.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

- HOW DO YOU DO?
- THIS IS MICHAEL.

COME ON, SONJA. LET'S BE APPALLING.

YOU ARE A BIG POSH SOD
WITH PLUMS IN YOUR MOUTH.

# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN
WRAP HIM UP IN BLACK SKIN... #

- WHAT DO YOU DO ON A BOAT ALONE?
- READ A BOOK, RELAX, LOOK AT THE SCENERY.

CRASH!

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

NO. THAT'S A RAZOR.
COULD HAVE DONE WITH THAT FOR THE CRACKLING.

WHO'S WINGS?