TWO EQUALLY HOT,
BUT DIFFERENTLY-SHAPED POTATOES.

(SINGS ALONG BADLY)
# EX MARIA VIRGINAE, GAUDETE... #

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?

- NO.
- JUST A JOKE.

SO WHO ARE YOU?

HELLO. I'M A COMMUNIST WITH A GUN.
I HATE YOU LOT. CAN I USE YOUR TOILET?

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

FOUR. NO, THREE. IT'S GOT THE PAPER TOWELS.
I LIKE THREE.

- HIS PANIC ATTACKS HAVE ALL BUT STOPPED.
- THANKS, LYNN.

- THE GUY WHO WORKS AT THE GARAGE?
- I KNOW WHERE HE WORKS.

I USED TO GO ON NATURE TRAILS AND SPOT FLOWERS

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

AND PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS
OF THE NORFOLK FARMERS' UNION.

NO. I'M FINE, THANKS. I'LL JUST CHECK ON MICHAEL.

JUST POP YOUR ELBOW ON THERE...

- SPEAK QUICKLY. SHE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT.
- WHAT CAN WE DO?

I'D BE DELIGHTED TO DO THE JOB.

AND THEY'LL PROBABLY LOOK BLANKLY AT YOU... HELLO?