HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

OH, GOD, YEAH.

NICE PERFUME OR SOMETHING.

UNTIL YOU'VE LOOKED AT THE MAN
WHO'S JUST CANCELLED YOUR SECOND SERIES.

YOU'VE MISSED A BIT.

NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST A SWITCH.

NO, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN, I'M JUST CONTRIBUTING TO THIS FARCE.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF?

THEN SONJA AND I TOOK OUR TOPS OFF AND
HAD A CUDDLE, FOLLOWED BY MINCE AND ONIONS.

WHAT A VIDEO,

SO WHO'S REPLACED HIM
AS HEAD OF PROGRAMMES? CHRIS FEATHERS?

I'M ON MY WAY NOW.
I'M GOING TO WASH HIS CAR.

WE OUGHT TO CALL IT "OUR HOUSE".

HAVE YOU GOT A BATTERY FOR AN ERICKSON?

DO YOU WANT SOME MORE GLITTER?

EEEH!

I'M NOT EXAGGERATING. YOU BUY A CAR OFF THEM
AND FIND OUT IT'S TWO FRONT ENDS WELDED TOGETHER.

- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.

SO HOW'S IT HANGING? YES, I DRESS ON THE LEFT TOO!