SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM.

THAT WAS THE CORRS - THREE LITTLE BIRDS
I THINK WE'D ALL LIKE TO...PREY UPON

(WOMAN CHEER)

AND SHOUT, "GET OUT OF THE AREA!"
AND WATCH THEM PANIC.

IT'S TIME FOR US TO HAND OVER TO ALAN PARTRIDGE,
ARE YOU READY, ALAN?

THEY DIDN'T BAT AN EYELID.
I'LL JUST TELL THEM IT'S ME.

I THINK I'D BE MORE PREOCCUPIED
BY THE FACT I WAS ENCOUNTERING A TALKING SNAKE.

- HAS HE GIVEN YOU ANOTHER SERIES?
- NO, HE WON'T GIVE ME ONE.

WHO CHOP PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF, SET FIRE
TO THEIR EYEBROWS AND KNOCK PEOPLE'S TEETH OUT

I MEAN THINGS LIKE TABASCO SAUCE AND SOY.

AND SUSAN PICKARDY? YOU KNOW HER?

CABBAGES. DON'T LIKE CABBAGES AT ALL.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS LOT.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET KAREN COLMAN?
- WELL...YES.

- VERY FUNNY STORY.
- YES, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

I TELL YOU WHO I'D LIKE TO PUT IN THE STOCKS.

IT'S INTERESTING THAT THESE WOMEN
ARE TECHNICALLY MODELS.

WHERE YOU SAID "REVOLUTION, NOT EVOLUTION".

IS THAT A GRANITE WORK SURFACE
THAT'S SUPPORTING YOU BOTH?