YOU MAKE ME SOUND MAD NOW.
SAY I DIDN'T HAVE A BREAKDOWN.

FIVE, COR! MY FIVE-BEDROOM BASTARD HOUSE.

YOU HAVE TO JUDGE EACH CASE ON ITS MERITS.

- NOT MY CUP OF TEA.
- WE COULD DO A BOND FILM.

WHICH IS CLIMAXING AT MIDNIGHT WITH MADNESS.

- ALL RIGHT?
- JOHN.

GOD, NO!

REALLY? WE MUST TALK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK.

I ADMIRE YOU TEACHERS. YOU'RE VERY HEROIC
TO DO WHAT YOU DO FOR SUCH RUBBISH MONEY.

(ALAN) THIS IS THE STORY OF A WOMAN, 50,

OH!

HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED YOUR CRACKLING?

RUINED A ROMANTIC NIGHT OUT
FOR MANY DINERS BY MASSACRING THEM.

IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH ME.

YEAH. BUT ALL THOSE SMALL TAXIS
AND LITTLE TOWER BRIDGES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT.

(LIFT BELL)

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

- PROBABLY PUT THEM IN A CARDBOARD TUBE.
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.