THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

HELLO? BATTERY.

IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

I SUPPOSE THE SEQUEL WILL HAVE A MAN WITH A...

AN IRISH NAVVY. ANGINA.

THIS'LL HAPPEN TO YOU WHEN YOU HIT 4O.
IT'S CUTTING INTO MY FINGERS.

THERE'S A WOMAN IN THE CAR. OUT.

ALAN, LOOK. YOU'RE TAKING A MAN TO THE PARTY.

HERE'S TO A GOOD CORPORATE VIDEO
AND LOTS OF BEING MEN.

LYNN! LYNN! LYNN!

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

"I SMELL THE BLOOD
OF AN UNGRATEFUL BUNCH OF BASTARDS."

THANK YOU, PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS.

- SHE'S SHACKED UP WITH MY BROTHER.
- OH, RIGHT.

BECAUSE SHE MUST SELL THIS HOUSE
BECAUSE IT WILL BE OFFICE BLOCK.

- IT'S LIKE CARS, THIS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.

- NO!
- RIGHT.