HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

AH. YOU KNOW THESE ARE INERTIA REEL SEAT BELTS?

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?
"3 P.M. AN AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,"

SO, MIKE, WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

OOH, MINCE!

NOT EVEN ITS MOTHER. SHE JUST FLIES OFF DEPRESSED.

LYNN, I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE!

HE'S STAYING WITH ME.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

IN NORWICH...FOR A BIT.

IT'S JUST CRUEL, ISN'T IT?

"TAKE THAT BLUSHER OFF
YOU UGLY MISSHAPEN-HEADED ELEPHANT TRANNY"?

- CAN YOU STILL DRIVE THE CAR?
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN THAT'S...

YOU SAY...TOMATO.

# BABY, YOU'RE THE BEST #

THAT'S THE SAME SIZE
AS YOUR BEDROOM IN THE CARAVAN.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

AND THEN THE MAN JUST WENT!