HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.

(CONTINUOUS BEEP)

SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

# IT'S THE KISS OF DEATH

I WAS GOING TO GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS,
BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

APART FROM THAT, I'VE GOT A SMOOTH CHEST
WITH A RING OF HAIRS ROUND EACH NIPPLE

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING? I'M NOT HAVING A GO.

- IT'S RALPH LAUREN.
- CAN I HAVE A SNIFF?

MY ROOM? IT'S OVER THERE BY THE LIFTS.

HI. CAN I HAVE AN IRISH COFFEE
DELIVERED TO THE ROOM, PLEASE?

YOU'RE CHEERFUL CONSIDERING
IT'S THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH.

THAT CAT'S NAME IS DAVE CLIFTON

- WE'LL BE HAVING COFFEE NEXT DOOR.
- I'LL SHOW YOU. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. WATCH.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVING A CHINWAG ABOUT CANCER.

- CARDIFF?!
- AYE.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE THERE...
- THERE'S OTHERS.

AS THE WHOLE OF NORFOLK SLEEPS,
SOMETHING TRULY EVIL STIRS.