- IT FRIGGING HURTS!
- GET IN THE RECOVERY POSITION.

- ALL THE BOATS HAVE GOT FISH PRODUCE ON THEM...
- MICHAEL, COME ON. TELL ME ABOUT LADY-BOYS.

HAVE YOU GOT WINDSCREEN WASHER FLUID?

SOD OFF!

WOULD HAVE BEEN BURNT AT THE STAKE.

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

QUITE ATTRACTIVE. PUT THAT DOWN AS A PLUS POINT.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

YOUR MIND'S FLYING.

HE COMES OUT, "NOT MY TRIUMPH STAG!
I'VE JUST HAD IT RESPRAYED!"

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

# THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING
COMING FROM MARS

- THIS IS A COMFY SOFA.
- OH, JESUS!

FERNANDO, YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD

- I KNOW I SAID ALL THAT STUFF.
- NO, NO.

- STILL WATCHING YOU, ALAN.
- I KNOW.

NO. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
IT WOULD MAKE ME LOOK IMPORTANT

- SEE THE MATCH?
- WHICH ONE?