SO ANY FANATICS WOULD BE PUT OFF AITOGETHER

- WE MIGHT GIVE YOU A SECOND SERIES.
- THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

SO YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TELL ANECDOTES?

I'M BEING LIGHT-HEARTED.
SHOOT YOUR CHUFF THROUGH THAT DOOR.

YOU AND I KNOW I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THE LAST LAUGH...

HE'S NOT SEEN ME. I'LL GET HIM LATER.

WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.

GO FOR DRINK WITH HEAD OF PROGRAMMES.

- I'LL SHOOT YOU.
- I'VE GOT A BULLETPROOF BLAZER.

(80'S-STYLE SYNTHESIS MUSIC)

IT'S ALAN. HOW ARE YOU?

LYNN. HAVE YOU SEEN DAN?

- HELLO?
- IT'S A THING PEOPLE SAY!

A DIGITAL WATCH WITH DENIM STRAP,
A VODKA MINIATURE, A BIC-STYLE RAZOR

YOURS HAD HAIRS AT THE BASE
AND A DOTTED LINE EMANATING FROM THE CROWN.

WHICH, IRONICALLY, IS LIKE A LARGE PETROL STATION.

(YELLED INSULTS)