YOU DON'T THINK MY ROOM
SCARED THEM, DO YOU?

JUST CRUDE, LIKE...

- IS THE ANSWER TO THAT YES OR NO? QUICKLY.
- YEAH.

AND THE PROBLEM IS, I'VE GOT SOME
RUDE DAUBINGS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR.

- HELLO, ALAN.
- WHICH IS WHY SHE KNOWS ME.

THAT'S THE PLURAL.

YOU MUST HAVE GOT UP TO A FEW PRANKS.

HE HAS A HUGE DOG AND HE MAY BE DRUNK
AND UNLEASH IT BECAUSE NORMALLY I RING AHEAD.

THEY'RE WORN BY SADDAM HUSSEIN,

IF THEY WERE THAT CLEVER,
THEY'D KNOW THAT THING THEY CHASE ISN'T A RABBIT.

IT'S THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND.
A TERRIBLE TIME FOR THE LONELY.

BASICALLY TO ENABLE YOU
TO LEAN FORWARD FOR THINGS,

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

YOU'VE GOT A CHOICE. YOU CAN EITHER
BOOK ME NOW, OR WAIT FOR CLIFF THORBURN.

IT'S JUST CRUEL, ISN'T IT?

THE ALIEN JUDGE IS SHOOTING THE TAXMAN
AND THE TAXMAN'S HEAD IS COME OFF.

THIS IS MY WIFE AND I
GOING OFF TO THE LOCAL MARKETPLACE,

- CAN YOU STILL DRIVE THE CAR?
- YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN THAT'S...