THIS WAS PROBABLY CAUGHT ON CCTV CAMERA.
I'LL THROW THE FOOTAGE IN GRATIS.

I SAY POT-AY-TO, YOU SAY...POTATO.

YES. SURE.

THEY'VE ASKED ME TO TAKE OVER
TONY'S JOB AS CHIEF COMMISSIONING EDITOR.

- QUALITY RADIO.
- AND I WORK IN A PETROL STATION.

# CURLY, BLACK AND KINKY

IN MY PRE-HAIR DAYS.

GUESS WHICH ONE OF YOU TWO LADIES
I'M GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH NOW.

- YOU ENJOYED THAT.
- (MACHINE-GUN NOISE)

LYNN, I RECKON 4O-45 MINUTES. HOW LONG?

YOU. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED SUICIDE?

(DRUM MACHINE PLAYS)

..AS I HAVE, THEN YOU'D REALISE
THAT THERE IS A COMPETITIVE ELEMENT.

- HAVE YOU BEEN PREPARING FOR A LONG TIME?
- YES.

AND ANOTHER ONE JUST SO I CAN HAVE A POSITIVE.

I'M SORRY, NO! STOP!

YES, THANK YOU.

MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO