LOOKING AT THE BIG GIRDLE SECTION?

IF THIS CONFERENCE GOES WELL,
YOU COULD GET A HELICOPTER.

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

LOOK AT THE SIGN. IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, STAFF, AND GOODBYE".

LET'S NOT GET BOGGED DOWN
IN THE TIME AGAIN. SIMPLY TIME TO SAY,

THEY'VE TAKEN A BIT OF A POUNDING OVER THE YEARS.
IN FACT, CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES, PLEASE?

THEIR GIBBERISH CLASSIC -
AND MY TRIBUTE TO HER MAJESTY'S POLICE.

IT'S TERRIBLE YOU HAVE TO FILL IT
WITH SWEARING ON YOUR SHOW.

RIGHT.

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING,
YOU'VE GOT TO READ THE SUNDAY PAPERS,

NO. I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SIX-MONTH CONTRACT.

I PRESENT A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW
ON A DAYTIME DIGITAL CHANNEL CALLED UK CONQUEST.

NO. I'M FINE, THANKS. I'LL JUST CHECK ON MICHAEL.

SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THAT IS SUPERB.
OH, THERE YOU GO, IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

(YELLED INSULTS)

# YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?

- MORNING, ALAN,
- GOOD MORNING.