- WHY DID YOU THINK IT SAID THE REST?
- I MUST HAVE DREAMT IT.

I'D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN. HE'D BATTER YOU.
COME ON. TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT.

JUST GIVE ME HALF A BOTTLE OF BLUE NUN, PLEASE.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-FIVE.

THEN I'D LOOK FOR TOM DONALDSON.
I'D BE HOVERING JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM HIS HOUSE

YEAH. WAYNE SLEEP.

A SONG THERE ABOUT A PROSTITUTE. DOESN'T
GIVE HER SURNAME. MUST GIVE HER A CALL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAVEN'T YOU PROGRAMMES
TO MAKE? NO, YOU'RE ALL ON THE BBC GRAVY TRAIN!

- HAWK. HAWKEYE.
- ALBATROSS, BAT.

- COME IN! THE DOOR'S OPEN.
- JUST ME.

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

STILL, MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT.

- HOW'S UM...THE DRUMMER?
- THE DRUMMER IS FINE.

I WEAR TOMMY HILFINGER.

AND YOU WEAR ONE GARMENT A WEEK ON AIR.

THEN GO FOR A LOVELY LAMB LUNCH IN WINDSOR,