- YOU PROMISED SONJA WOULDN'T BE HERE.
- I KNOW, AND I'VE RUDDY GONE AND FORGOTTEN.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

- DID YOU SEE THAT?
- YES.

- WHO WERE PLAYING?
- WE WERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE A SECOND SERIES
OF YOUR CHAT SHOW?

WHY?

WELL, THEY WERE WHEN I LOOKED THIS MORNING.

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

- LOSE YOUR KEY?
- I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR AS I'D LOST MY KEY.

KING ROAD.

GOD, NO!

# HE'S THE MAN

ENHANCED BY THE TROPICAL MUSIC,
OF THE PAN PIPES

IT'S GONE SEVEN. IT'S YOUR SHOW. YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE.

IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S SEVEN O'CLOCK.

AND SHOUT, "GET OUT OF THE AREA!"
AND WATCH THEM PANIC.

- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWENTY-FIVE.

- WHERE?
- CHESTER.