MASSACRE. URGH! NOT PLAYING THAT AGAIN.
I AM AN ARSONIST.
PLEASE CAN I COME IN TO SET FIRE TO THE STAFF?
- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.
(TRAIN SCREECHES)
- CAN I TAKE THAT FOR YOU?
- OH, HOW VERY THOUGHTFUL.
AND THE ALIEN JUDGE...
- I HAVE QUESTION FOR BUILDER.
- LET'S GO NOW. GRAB HER, LYNN.
(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)
OH, GUV'NOR, HE'S GOT ME BANG TO RIGHTS.
THEN ATE THE EVIDENCE.
USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.
- YES.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
BUT PART OF THE PROBLEM WAS THAT SHE DID WORK
FOR HIM, AND HE HAD TO SACK HER ANYWAY.
# OUT ON A WINDING WINDY MOOR
UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND YOU THINK, "SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY!"
- REMEMBER TO TAKE THE FOIL OFF FIRST.
- THAT'S JUST PIES.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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