TELL YOU WHAT AMUSES ME, MICHAEL,
IS WHEN PEOPLE CRITICISE MY BOOK

IF I WAS DRESSED ON THE OTHER SIDE
IT WOULD BE IN CONTACT.

(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

- DID YOU SEE THAT?
- YES.

WE MUST TALK.
I'VE DONE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK IN THAT FIELD.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILM "THE CRYING GAME"?

- I'M GONNA HIT THE ROAD. CHECK YOU LATER.
- CHECK YOU LATER.

LOOK AT THE SIGN. IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, STAFF, AND GOODBYE".

FRANK SPENCER,

(MUSIC: "JET" BY WINGS)

MY OWN TIP IS NEVER THROW WATER ON A FAT FIRE.

CAN I PUT IN JOURNAL THAT I AM
GOOD COOK OF FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST?

IT'S JUST I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT DONE BEFORE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOUGHT THIS PAINTING.

MICHAEL, IF HE HITS ME, WILL YOU HIT HIM?

- WHEN YOU WERE WITH THAT WOMAN...
- DID YOU SEE HER FACE? CLASSIC.

GOODBYE, MARY. TRAFFIC.